4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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