I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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