Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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