Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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