you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
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there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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