We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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