WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
The air taste purple.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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