Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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