Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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