Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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