She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
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You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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