Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I showed him my bush... on skype.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
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Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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