There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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