11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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