And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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