'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
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The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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