that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
