I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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