I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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