so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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