I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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