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From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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