The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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