Can Purell be used as lube?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
You took a bar mat shot.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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