i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
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He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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