Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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