No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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