i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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