The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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