i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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