ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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