Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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