there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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