The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
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I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I party with great urgency now.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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