I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
40s are totally the cure
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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