I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
It's official drugs can't kill me
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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