Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
last night I used snow as a chaser
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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