Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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