Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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