I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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