I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
My ass is underappreciated
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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