come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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