Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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