I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
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