yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I'm always down for nudity.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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