I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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