my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Just cropdusted the office
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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