What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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