I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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