I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
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so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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