i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Farmville is her only friend.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Drunk is a universal language darling
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