Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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