can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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