I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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